The Social Climber's Handbook

Don't fail locally, fail globally. This writer has flopped in every endeavour he ever undertook - but managed to do so in the faces of the global elite. He's a pest - but so are the 1%. This book will teach you how to sneak into royal galas, invoice celebrities and cheat your way to social media stardom. Social climbing in't rude, it's class warfare. Better to be blacklisted than to not be on the list at all.